...Although that's not really possible since if I feel dead, and dead people can't feel anything at all, I wouldn't be feeling dead, right (since I'm feeling something)?
Anyways, I'm blogging while waiting for the glue to dry on my Survival Part C. I should probably be doing my music which is still not completed as I kept slacking off. Since I am a retarded psychopathic antisocial idiot though, I shall push aside all common logic and blog.
Today we were supposed to present health, but Mrs. BobbityBob (that's not her real name, I just don't wanna be sued or suspended) forgot about our presentation and as a stressed student I must say that is a good thing (though not at all fair nor morally just).
So now I shold probably get working...but I'd seriously rather blog and listen to "Merry Frikin' Christmas" on Youtube...and if you remember my last post, I hate blogging, so you must get an idea of how much I hate working...or at least how much I like "Merry Frikin' Christmas".
By the way, does anyone know why they call it 'Youtube'? 'Cause I seriously don't get it...
All irrelevance aside...wait-I'm
blogging, there's no such thing as relevance and irrelevance...anything's relevant, really...-.-; honestly, blogging is so boring I seriously start to wonder why I'm doing this...oh yeah, I'm a masochist...
I just remembered, I said this blog contains violence and swearing...great, now I have to add violence and swearing...not that I mind, violence and swearing is good for you. So how do I add violence and swearing in this?
I know! I'll rant about racism against Obama!
For all you fucking racist bastards out there, just so you know, Obama can do a much better job at being president than you shitty excuses for organic beings who aren't even the least fucking bit grateful to the black people and what they've done for you! Didn't you know? Black's were the first fucking humans, and you should respect your elders you goddamn sons of a bitches! Now go and FUCKING RESPECT THEM! Honestly, people like you should throw yourself in front of a fucking subway train and have your back break against the impact with a sickening crunch and then it'll bend a fucking 90 degrees! It'll be fun to have a back bent 90 degrees! you can use your chest as a fucking table then! But of course, that's too good for fucking retarded cunts (the 'retarded cunts' insult is taken from Nicky Cheung, all rights go to him...unless of course he stole it from someone else...but just to be safe I'll put this here so he can't sue me) like you! So of course after you get run over by the subway train and lie writhing pathetically on the tracks covered in blood with and numerous flattened internal and external organs with nobody coming to help you since you're a racist mother fucking bitch. So you'll just lie there in pain, still conscious, with no possiblity of survival or help, and you remember all the terrible things you've done and finally die while suffering as if hell had fucking swallowed you whole then shitted you out then swallowed you again, remembering to chew you thoroughly. And after you die everyone'll just laugh and celebrate that such a fucking nuisance had been ridden from their lives.
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Whew, that was fun...in fact you'd think I was black...but I'm Chinese...racism towards Chinese people will also be bashed by me, by the way.
I'll be going now before my dad comes and sees what I wrote...and I'm pretty sure the glue's dried by now (refer to paragraph 2).
